‘Twas the post before Christmas

…And all through the house
not a creature was stirring,
not even a sneaky, resentful cat with a flair for Asian-themed interior decorating
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or a garbage-devouring canine with the heart of a lion and the culinary habits of a hog.
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(Or, for that matter, a knitter who doesn’t mind putting a couple of extra syllables into a line.)

The red cashmere mitts were worn by the author
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as she pawed through the packages looking for…one that gurgled.

(Or a legitimate rhyme.)

Knitting up beautifully was the much-maligned Trekking,
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Admit that it is groovy, oh ye of little faith!

while more Malabrigo the budget was wrecking.
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But as you can see from those two awful lines,
Great violence to language can come from a rhyme.

So let’s end it now, shall we, while we’re ahead?
And wish everyone happy Christmas instead.

Merry, merry Christmas everyone! Back on Tuesday with the holiday report…

7 Responses to “‘Twas the post before Christmas”

  1. sean Says:

    happy holidays to you and yours…

  2. debsnm Says:

    I must say I’m pleasantly surprised by the Trekking – it’s looking MUCH better knitted up! Merry Christmas – and Happy New Year!

  3. Carolyn J. Says:

    Ear position and face both say that is one happy cat.

    And that Trekking is quite lovely.

  4. MonicaPDX Says:

    LOL – I’d never *attempt* fiddling with that poem, so I’m lost in admiration. Yes, the Trekking looks groovy, I agree! I still say navy trousers. 😉 And of course I don’t know about plans for the Malabrigo, but gee, it coordinates with the Trekking. Got enough for a top? (Although you know, don’t you, that seeing the Trekking label upside down – even though I could perfectly well read the one on my own precious ball of Tk if it was all that important – is driving me nuts because I can’t swivel my head or the monitor to see it right way up? I think holiday madness is upon me. Fortunately, I *have* a bottle that gurgles…)

    All of you have a Merry Christmas, and may a very Happy New Year be in store!

  5. Diane Says:

    Merry Christmas to you, too! I don’t have a bottle that gurgles under the tree (they’re elsewhere), but there is a jug of real Grade A Amber maple syrup under my tree.

  6. Thea Says:

    You are tagged.

    So sorry. Ummm… Merry Christmas!

  7. Heide Says:

    That kitty really does love you! He’s just afraid to overwhelm you with his fanatical adoration. Love the Trekking and Malibrigo