Shipwrecked on a Fair Isle

In spite of some lovely weather and the ongoing amazement of the fall leaves,
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things have been a little—how shall we put this?—suboptimal Chez Mad Dog this past week.

I have a cold, which would be bad enough even if I weren’t the world’s worst and most impatient patient. But I am.

Let me offer you this bit of perspective on precisely how bad I am: last time I had a cold, we were in the midst of watching Bleak House on PBS. Alex thoughtfully pointed out that Esther Summerson was behaving more nobly and courageously about having smallpox than I was about weathering a minor respiratory virus.

That might seem like a mean thing to say, if it weren’t so true.

Shelley doesn’t care if I’m sick and still wants to be walked:
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We are also experiencing major leakage in our basement due to a corroded pipe. I think. But how would I really know? Our landlord (who we shall call Mr. Lee), a personal favorite of mine as you know, took an entire week to send someone out to look at it.

Last night, this lovely Chinese handyman showed up around 8 p.m. He immediately won my heart by declaring Shelley “so beautiful,” in spite of the fact that she was trying to jump up and kiss him.

Unfortunately, despite the immediate bond we formed over the indisputable beauty of my dog, we proceeded to have some communication issues.

Alex and I don’t speak Chinese and Mr. Yu spoke limited English. But everyone involved was giving it the old college try. Alex took Mr. Yu down to the basement to see the accumulated water damage of the past week. Yu seemed a bit puzzled.

Alex said, pointing first upstairs, “I will turn on shower,” then at Mr. Yu, “so that you,” now pointing at eyes, “can see.”

Mr. Yu nodded, still a bit puzzled. Alex ran up the stairs with Yu in pursuit. Alex turned on the water in the shower. Alex and Yu ran back down the stairs to the basement.

“Ah!” Yu said. “Too much water!” He seemed delighted with the flood. Or maybe he was just pleased that we had finally clarified the problem.

Yu worked for a while then emerged from the basement.

Mr. Yu: Okay, you call Lee.

Alex, puzzled, pointing to self: We should call Lee?

Mr. Yu: You call Lee!

Alex, puzzled, again pointing to self: I call Lee?

Mr. Yu, pointing to himself: No, no, Yu call Lee.

Who’s on first?

I’m not sure when the basement leakage will be fixed, but I do feel a bit better now that Mr. Yu has been here.

Icarus has a few more feathers:
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Please say that you can see the progress. Even if you have to lie to me.

And I’ve been making my first efforts at Fair Isle knitting, with the help of the marvelous Kat from Woolcott:
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Yes, it is embarrassing that I’ve been knitting since I was about six or seven and I still do almost nothing with multiple colors. But as you know, I’m sick right now. We can discuss the full shame of this multiple-color avoidance in depth at another time…

And now I must sign off so that I can swig some more DayQuil and make another pot of tea and sniffle quietly in the corner.

And yes, I would like some cheese with that whine. Thanks for asking.

3 Responses to “Shipwrecked on a Fair Isle”

  1. Susan Says:

    Fair isle is so much fun! I’ve only ever done one real project in fair isle–a sweater for a toddler cousin–but I just loved it. I think it hits the same part of my brain that solving logic puzzles does, keeping track of a few simple repetitive rules.

  2. MonicaPDX Says:

    Ooooh, more pretty trees! Er, leaves. Whatever. Reminds me of the yarn colors Stephanie had in *her* Icarus. (Pardon me, Mr. Icarus.) And Mr. Icarus is progressing, I can see it just fine, not even squinting! As to Fair Isle – hey, I still haven’t done much of it, and my new mantra is, “If I started doing Fair Isle like mad, wouldn’t my new handpainted yarns feel neglected?” That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it. (Of course, I did do that Peruvian hat for my SIL with Fair Isle, but that’s pretty much it so far. And remember, I’m 51. Not what you call a lot of color-work in 30 years of on-and-off knitting.)

  3. lorinda Says:

    I took a Fair Isle class and enjoyed learning the two-handed method.

    And whose standard are you holding yourself to when you feel shame for not Fair Isling until now? It’s all a journey, and not everyone takes the same route to the new world. We’re so conscribed in the rest of our lives, I can’t bear the thought of someone telling me in what order I must knit things. Just a rebel without a cause, I guess.

    Do get well soon.

    Love the New Englandy colors and Miss Shelley in her glory. And the “Yu’s on first” story.