Beach 7, Knitting 0

It’s great to be back and have a chance to get caught up on the development of the Blue Bamboo and the fine points of copyleft vs. copyright. Thanks to Sarah and Alex for keeping the blog fires burning in my absence!

The Outer Banks of North Carolina was a magical place, replete with beautiful beaches,
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wildlife refuges that doubled as refuges for derelict buildings,
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delightful beach houses,
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Our house, “No Regrets,” shown here with my young friends who, for national security purposes, shall be known only by their code names: Red and The Cardinal.

vicious mosquitos and biting flies,
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The Cardinal slaps demonically persistent mosquitos who are thwarting his attempts to photograph the scenery.

state parks that looked remarkably like the Sahara Desert,
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The Cardinal and Red at Jockey Ridge State Park. Although the heat index that day was 117 degrees, they appear cheerful and sprightly. Because that’s just the kind of really swell people they are.

handy clotheslines,
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Because occasionally some of us had run-ins with ocean waves and ended up just the tiniest bit drenched and encrusted with sand and small stones. But we learned a valuable lesson: if you fight the sea, you will be schooled by the sea.

and picturesque paths to the beach.
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Wait! Come back! I can explain everything!

Red took her first surfing lesson,
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Laird Hamilton’s got nothing on her.

while The Cardinal, his mother, and I took photos and loafed on the beach.
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During the week, we discovered a unique retail outlet for beer and various libations called The Brew Thru. I have not yet gotten over my amazement at the existence of not just one, but multiple Brew Thrus in the Outer Banks. Because what this is—and if you haven’t seen it you might be tempted to think I’m exaggerating (which heaven knows I would never do here on the blog)—is a drive-though beer store. I am not kidding.

There’s something more than a little Darwinian about allowing people to buy a case of Coors from the driver’s side window of their Ford Explorer.

Speaking of Coors (aka “Colorado Kool-Aid”), should you find that your favorite Outer Banks beach shop is fresh out of Confederate flag bikinis, there are still other tasteful and dignified options for beach wear:
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Truly, there are no words.

But now, although the shame is very great, I must confess that I did not knit much at all while I was in North Carolina. I offer in my defense these two obstacles: (a) the heat index was always between 115 and 120 degrees and that’s the kind of meteorological figure that says “Brew Thru” rather than “wool” to me; and (b) I was experiencing some overuse, carpal-tunnel-style pain in my left wrist. I am pleased to report that the latter seems fine now after a week of rest.

Which is a darn good thing, too, because I’m about to go on the road for some dissertation research and after those long days in the archives, I’ll need knitting. I’ll need it badly. I’ll take those same projects—Icarus, the bamboo socks, and Rogue—and hope for better progress this time.

First stop, Tucson. I’ll be reporting from there on Wednesday…

4 Responses to “Beach 7, Knitting 0”

  1. Sarah Says:

    Great pictures, Ellen! I am quite, quite envious, although had I been there I am sure I would have done a lot of complaining about the heat, because that’s the kind of wimpy girl I am. I’m really glad you had a good time.
    And now, onward toward fall!

  2. lorinda Says:

    Glad you rested and saw NC in all its glory–sand fleas and coors bikinis and all. No toothless fat guys with Nascar caps? Just wondering.

    Sent you an email with your yarn choices. Let me know if you like anything. And, even though it’s a million degrees in Tucson, I am jealous that you are going there. I LOVE it with all my heart.

  3. "Red" Says:

    The employment section on the Brew Thru website is particularly hilarious. Although, no doubt the man who served us was quite well natured, just slightly confused as to whether we were very drunk or completely crazy.

    And thanks a lot for using those particular pictures of the silver bullet.

  4. Ellen Says:

    Hello Red! Yes, the Brew Thru site is yet again another fabulous feature of the franchise!

    Re: your reference to the silver bullet pics. Didn’t I promise you I would only use those pictures only for good and not for evil? See, true to my word.

    And Lorinda, there were many, many toothless fat guys in Nascar caps. But none in Silver Bullet Speedos, oddly enough…