A time for congratulations

My lovely friend Tope passed her big, bad oral exam this afternoon and is now, except for a couple of technicalities, “All But Disseration.” (She too is an historian of science.)

Join me in congratulating her on this feat, will you? Just to put this in perspective, we’re talking here about six months of preparation, a list of 250 books, three to five professors, and one graduate student on the hot seat.

Let’s just say that under the best of circumstances, this is a daunting situation.

But in this case, a minor, diabolical SNAFU was added to the mix: Tope had been telling us for weeks that her exam was at 2 p.m. on January 31st. So she was in a teaching assistants’ meeting just slightly after noon when the department administrator burst in, interrupted, and said, “Tope, your oral exam was supposed to start at noon.”

Excusing herself, no doubt first to regurgitate her lunch, Tope hurried off, late to her own exam. Nasser later reported that Tope had turned “ashen,” and Alex added that, “really, she did not look well at all.”

Nonetheless, she turned in an excellent performance. In spite of starting out under circumstances that rival your most horrifying academic nightmares. Impressive, very impressive indeed.

In fact, the only person I know with a more nightmarish story about orals was a guy in my program who received a phone call at home the night before his exam—a call that interrupted his busy evening of panicking, retching, and wringing his hands—to inform him that his exam would be cancelled because one of his professors had died. His immediate response, which he would later deeply regret, was, “How could he do this to me?!?”

Tope was good enough to stop by the yarn store after her exam to give us the good news and have a look at “Time Out of Mind.”
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Time may or may not be on my side, but here is Time’s backside.

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The front, in progress.

A couple of technical things to note about the sweater: if you do a similar sweater in Malabrigo, do make sure that you alternate balls of yarn as you knit.

Malabrigo, with their spurious “dye lots,” tries to deceive you into thinking that if you buy skeins that are all in one dye lot, you will have uniform skeins. Do not fall for this trick. I have eight skeins from the same dye lot, yet two of them are no more like the others than a didgeridoo is like a bull moose. They have to be intermingled.

This is in no way a criticism of this yarn, which I love. Just a word of advice.

Secondly, I plan to surprise you with the neckline. Many thanks to all of those who offered their wisdom on this question a while back! Soon, all will be revealed…

5 Responses to “A time for congratulations”

  1. Melinda Says:

    Ah, I made a blanket sized Clapotis out of blue Malabrigo and learned that lesson. One corner in noticeably lighter than the rest where I alternated skeins. I’ve also noticed this in 100purewool and now just automatically alternate.

    I’ll be looking forward to seeing the sweater all together. I just love that color!

  2. Kristy Says:

    Congratulations to your friend Tope! It’s a huge accomplishment, and will always remain a great story to tell.

  3. lorinda Says:

    Congrats to Tope!!! Best wishes to her as she completes all the requirements for her degree. Yay that orals are done!!!!

  4. Kate Says:

    Oh my Lord. Until now I had been a (not very secret) lurker, but that story is definitely enough to make me break my silence. Good God. I have to go start studying now. I don’t know if I’m really going back to graduate school, but, clearly I need to start studying just in case. Apparently my exam might be, you know, tomorrow.

    (By the by, don’t we think this is exactly the level of stress with the potential, to say, disrupt the functioning of major organ systems?)

    Hope all else is well up North!

  5. Alex Says:

    Yeah, it was a pretty unpleasant scene when they called Tope out! I think I was the only one in the room who totally understood what was happening (other than Tope, of course) as it happened. After she left everyone else sat around saying, “Wait, was that for her exams? For real? No! Really?”

    But it all ended up well and Tope looked like she had just won a million dollars when it was over. And we all got to share in the collective “yuck” after toasting back some of the cheap “sweet sparkling wine” that the department “generously” keeps on hand for such occasions.